movie distribution phone monkey: the new job

Today I got to hear a guy from Louisiana call Steven Segal "one baaaaaaadd mamma jamma" and when I agreed with this guy "Why yes, I guess Steven Segal is pretty cool" he corrected me "No! He is a bad mamma jamma!" Twenty minutes later I spent about a half hour explaining how to use the internet to perhaps the dumbest woman on earth. Half an hour. To add "Desperate Housewives" to her list. Half an hour.

Sometimes I have a hard time keeping a straight face at work. Sometimes work makes me wish I were dead.

Just like my last job, strangely enough.

steps to curing a bad day

1. Drive home in an aggressive manner.
   
2. Huffily smoke cigarettes.
   
3. Argue on the internet.
   
4. Chop the fuck out of a giant pile of vegetables.
   
5. Whine to new roommate.
   
6. Go to the gym.
   
7. Eat overpriced grocery store sushi.
   

Yaaay.