ai yi yi

So... This post was going to be about many things.

The visit of Max and Dottie. The moving in and moving out of many dear friends. The first few days of my job. My constant, incessant phone-shyness. My search for a new home. The freaky little bugs inside my home. Other witty and interesting things.

But no.

This entry will be about mono. That is, mononucleosis. That is, that disease you get that makes you tired and unable to eat solid food and there is nothing you can do about it but live with it for many many weeks. That is, the thing that I have.

I discovered this today. The nice nurse at the ER told me. She also gave me a popsickle and a warm blanket. Too bad I have no insurance and it's going to cost me my firstborn. Good thing is... I can still work and feel miserable!

Ugh. Mono is doing tragic things to my brain and I can't remember or care about stuff and I feel weepy at the slightest drop of a hat. Please be nice to me. I will write more often when I am feeling not god-fucking-awful.